May42012

no seriously the @PreschoolGems twitter account is perfect

fireking:

  • “When I grow up I want to be a Canadian.”
  • “They said I was cheating, and I was. But cheating doesn’t matter. Life and friends matter.”
  • “I CAN find my angry but I CAN’T find my fun.”
  • “No, you have to play with me. I love you.”
  • “Being happy is actually a good thing.”
  • “Since I’m at my house, I can take my pants off. When you get to your house you can take off your pants.”
  • “I am a girl who’s tired but she’s still OK.”
  • “I don’t want to be myself anymore because I can’t stop eating cheese.”
  • “If you want me to be your boyfriend, you’re going to have to chase me.”
  • “Feed me pizza or I’ll die.”
  • “I’ve got two pretend friends comin’ to my Easter egg hunt, and their names are nothin’ and nobody.”
  • “We will become evil and the stars will come alive.” (SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!)
  • “Look at me; I’m skiing, and I’m perfect, and I love myself.”
  • “I don’t like beautiful things, I like violence.”
  • From a Valentine: “I love you and you’re my best friend and we’re going to go up in space.”

(via attabeen-deactivated20130410)

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